Post by zodiakgsps on Mar 26, 2008 6:13:24 GMT -5
Here are a few things to think about while you are relaxing...
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>>> Can you cry under water?
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>>> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>>> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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>>> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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>>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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>>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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>>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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>>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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>>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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>>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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>>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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>>> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>>> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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>>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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>>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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>>> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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>>> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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>>> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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>>> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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>>> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window??
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>>> "Smile, It will improve your face value"
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>>>You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle...Admit it
>>>
>>> Can you cry under water?
>>>
>>>
>>> How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
>>>
>>>
>>> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>>
>>>
>>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>>
>>>
>>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
>>>
>>>
>>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
>>>
>>>
>>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
>>>
>>>
>>> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>>>
>>> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
>>>
>>>
>>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>>>
>>>
>>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
>>>
>>>
>>> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>>>
>>>
>>> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>>>
>>>
>>> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
>>>
>>>
>>> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>>>
>>>
>>> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window??
>>>
>>> "Smile, It will improve your face value"
>>>
>>>You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle...Admit it