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Post by zodiakgsps on Apr 2, 2008 9:52:58 GMT -5
One morning an ol' farmer is sitting at the table sipping his coffee, and his wife is leaning over the kitchen sink doing dishes. He sais "Woman, from where I'm sitting you backside looks like a 2 row corn picker!". The wife doesn't say a word and just keeps on with the dishes. The farmer get's up and heads out for the barn to do chores.
His wife is out in the yard hanging clothe's on the line, and the farme come's in from chores. He stops dead in his tracks and sias " My gosh woman, fom where I'm standin' you butt looks like a 3 row corn picker!". She doesn't say a word and keeps on with her work. the farmer goes inside to watch football.
A little later, the wife brings the linen's in from the line, and bend's over in front of the farmer puting it all away in the closet. He screams out " Holy Smokes Woman, from where I'm sitting you butt looks like a 4 row corn picker!". She pursed her lips, but didn't say a word.
That night the ol' farmer climbs in bed and start's to snuggle up, rubbing her leg with his. The farmer's wife pushed him away and said, "I'm not firing up this $100,000.00 peice of machinery for no 1/2 ear of corn!"
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Post by shooter on Apr 3, 2008 16:05:33 GMT -5
Looks like the farmer needs to lease a combine now.lol
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Post by padogger on Apr 3, 2008 20:10:49 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Jim on Apr 3, 2008 22:46:06 GMT -5
thats funny right there! lmao....i even spilled my beer!
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