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Post by zodiakgsps on Jun 5, 2009 20:01:11 GMT -5
> Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out > for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come > across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful > woman in the world." > > "I am entering!" said Snow White. After > half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, > how'd ya do?" "First Place!" said Snow White. > > They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest > for the strongest man in the world." > "I'm entering," says Superman. After > half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did > you make out?" " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?" > > They continue walking when they see a sign: > "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. > > "What happened?" they asked. "Who the heck is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio. > >
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