Post by Jim on Jul 25, 2009 9:41:57 GMT -5
Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly
> were walking in the woods. All of a
> sudden one of the Indians ran up a
> hill to the mouth of a small cave.
>
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he
> called into the cave, and then he listened very
> closely until
> he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
> Wooooo!"
> He
> tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was
> puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
> about. Was the
> other Indian crazy or what?
>
> "No," said the Indian. "It is our
> custom during mating season. When Indian
> men see cave, they call
> 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If
> they
> get an answer back,
> it means there is a girl in there waiting to
> mate."
>
> Just then they
> saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of
> the
> cave, stopped,
> and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> Immediately, there
> was an
> answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
> inside the cave. He
> tore
> off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly
> wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
> then he
> came upon a
> great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the
> size
> of
> the huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look
> at the size of this
> cave!
> It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must
> be some
> really
> big, fine women in this cave!"
>
> He stood in front of the
> opening and hollered with all his might,
> "Wooooo!
> Wooooo! Wooooo!" He
> grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then
>
> He heard the
> answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
> WOOOOOOOOO!" With a
> gleam
> in his eyes, and a smile on his face, he raced into
> the cave, tearing
> off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The
> following day, the headline of the local newspaper
> Read..... Get
> ready-- this will kill ya.
>
>
>
>
> ~NAKED HILLBILLY
> RUN OVER BY TRAIN~
>
> were walking in the woods. All of a
> sudden one of the Indians ran up a
> hill to the mouth of a small cave.
>
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he
> called into the cave, and then he listened very
> closely until
> he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
> Wooooo!"
> He
> tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was
> puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
> about. Was the
> other Indian crazy or what?
>
> "No," said the Indian. "It is our
> custom during mating season. When Indian
> men see cave, they call
> 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If
> they
> get an answer back,
> it means there is a girl in there waiting to
> mate."
>
> Just then they
> saw another cave. The Indian ran up to the opening of
> the
> cave, stopped,
> and hollered, "Woooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> Immediately, there
> was an
> answering "Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
> inside the cave. He
> tore
> off his clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly
> wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and
> then he
> came upon a
> great big cave. As he looked in, he was amazed at the
> size
> of
> the huge opening. He was thinking, "Oh, man! Look
> at the size of this
> cave!
> It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must
> be some
> really
> big, fine women in this cave!"
>
> He stood in front of the
> opening and hollered with all his might,
> "Wooooo!
> Wooooo! Wooooo!" He
> grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then
>
> He heard the
> answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
> WOOOOOOOOO!" With a
> gleam
> in his eyes, and a smile on his face, he raced into
> the cave, tearing
> off his clothes as he ran.
>
> The
> following day, the headline of the local newspaper
> Read..... Get
> ready-- this will kill ya.
>
>
>
>
> ~NAKED HILLBILLY
> RUN OVER BY TRAIN~
>