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Post by PA Hillbilly on Mar 11, 2008 6:38:38 GMT -5
> A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . > He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank > you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food > stamps, free medical care, and free education!" > > The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." > > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such > a beautiful country here in America !" > > The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." > > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes > his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" > > That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not > American!" > > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an Am erican? " > > She says , "No, I am from Africa !" > > Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" > > The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!"
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Post by copperdog on Mar 15, 2008 18:57:57 GMT -5
lol
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