Post by PA Hillbilly on Mar 2, 2010 11:24:47 GMT -5
>>> CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED MINDS"
>>>
>>> 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
>>>
>>> 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
>>>
>>> 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
>>>
>>> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>>
>>> 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
>>>
>>> 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
>>>
>>> 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
>>>
>>> 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
>>>
>>> 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
>>>
>>> 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
>>>
>>> 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
>>>
>>> 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>>
>>> 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
>>>
>>> 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
>>>
>>> 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
>>>
>>> 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>>>
>>> 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>>
>>> 19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
>>>
>>> 20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
>>>
>>> 21. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>>
>>> 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
>>>
>>> 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
>>>
>>> 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
>>>
>>> 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
>>>
>>> 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
>>>
>>> 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
>>>
>>> 5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
>>>
>>> 6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
>>>
>>> 7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
>>>
>>> 8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
>>>
>>> 9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
>>>
>>> 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
>>>
>>> 11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
>>>
>>> 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>>
>>> 13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
>>>
>>> 14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
>>>
>>> 15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
>>>
>>> 16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
>>>
>>> 17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
>>>
>>> 19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
>>>
>>> 20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
>>>
>>> 21. A backward poet writes inverse.
>>>
>>> 22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
>>>
>>> 23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.