Post by Jim on Mar 18, 2008 21:22:05 GMT -5
While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous
and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving
back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find
his thingy covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The
doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the
results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me
a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your thingy."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if
you want but surgery is your only choice."
The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring
that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor
examines his thingy and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD.
Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know
that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to
operate and amputate my thingy!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid
Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money
that way. No need to opelate!"
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two
weeks. Faw off by itself."
and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving
back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find
his thingy covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The
doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the
results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.
We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me
a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your thingy."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
second opinion."
The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if
you want but surgery is your only choice."
The next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring
that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor
examines his thingy and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD.
Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know
that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to
operate and amputate my thingy!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid
Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money
that way. No need to opelate!"
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two
weeks. Faw off by itself."